There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
