playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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