just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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