My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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