He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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