too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
