Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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