The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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