I look better un-naked...
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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