It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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