Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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