You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
