Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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