If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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