i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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