Kiss
Puke
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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