brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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