He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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