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i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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