The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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