Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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