we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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