I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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