God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
His hands were made for my vagina.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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