Moan for me like Helen Keller
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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