I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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