i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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