I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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