State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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