So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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