are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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