your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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