On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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