Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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