I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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