Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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