You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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