I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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