you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
