He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Randomize
