love makes seman taste better
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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