i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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