Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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