i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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