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saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
this boner is exhausting
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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