i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have aggressive nipples.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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