I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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