Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
oh god the rape fog is back!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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