Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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