Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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