Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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