Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
COCAINE IS GR8
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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